Cheese Steak Sally pt. 3

Continuation of Cheese Steak Sally pt. 2


I finished about a fourth of my cheesesteak before Cheese Steak Sally returned to check in on me. That house cheese was incredible!

“So what’s your name?” I innocously inquired

“My name is *******, but my parents wanted to name me California with a K”

“That’s pretty awesome! I’m actually planning to move out to California! My name is Patri- I mean Barry. Well my real name is Patrick, but I go by Barry.”

Kalifornia’s eyes narrowed down at me. “Are you a drug dealer? Becuase the only guys I know around here that change their names are drug dealers”

The bluntness of the question immediately disarmed me.

“What? No haha. The most mysterious thing about me is that I write stories for a blog. Who knows I might even write a story about you one day”

HAHAHA, ohhh if you only knew! It took everything in me not to laugh out loud at the irony of that sentence. I’m so bad sometimes haha

I could tell she was very relieved I wasn’t a drug dealer or some sketchy outlaw.

“Oh okay! Well if you do write about me promise to use the name Kalifornia.”

Anything for you my dear.

“Soo what’s your blog about?”, I seemed to have piqued her interest.

“Mostly just short stories and my awkard interactions with other people. I’m a pretty awkard guy so I have a lot I can write about. Other times it’s just random nonsense.”

Kalifornia looked at me with a raised eyebrow, “What? You don’t seem awkward to me! Besides everyone is awkward anyways.”


I was briefly lost in my admiration when she added, “So why did you change your name to Barry?”

Sigh. I’m tired of answering this question all the time

Holding in my annoyance I cooly stated, “I was tired of all the Spongebob jokes. People keep calling asking if it’s the Krusty Krab”

Kalifornia erupted into full laughter, “Oh my god that’s hairlous! Okay I understand now”

Ya boy still got it 😉  If I could pat myself on the back I would!

It took me about twenty more mintues to devour the rest of my cheesesteak and fries, before decided I had done enough “research” for today. I paid for my meal leaving a generous a five dollar tip and went on my way.

Overall it was a pretty good time! – Barry


12 thoughts on “Cheese Steak Sally pt. 3

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