This post is for all you singles and soon-to-be singles (you know who you are 😐)
Want some dating advice? Try changing up some of your terminology before entering the dating pool! Here’s an example:
Person 1: “So, are you single?”
Person 2: “Me? No, I prefer to think of myself as a Freelance Romantic.”
What in the hippty hell is a freelance romantic? Let me break it down.
Definition: Freelance Romantic noun. – An individual who is independent of any romantic entanglements at the present. Commonly referred to as “single”, this person will likely die miserable and alone.
Synonyms for Freelance Romantic include:
- Commitment Dodger
- Friend-Zone Adventurer
- Single Pringle Ready to Mingle
- Mom’s Basement Dweller
- Riding Han Solo
A simple change in terminology makes all the difference! – Barry